...in which Captain Shredmore and his New Frontiersmen make their Declaration of Intent and bravely set sail for the outer rim of the Galaxy, to get broad-brained in TV hell, abruptly encounter a young, new world and thereon crag-hop, spy brief vistas, become mired in dead water, and wake to the brilliant green sunrise of Planlax IV.

Yes, that is the full title of the piece -- because extraordinarily long titles are funny. At least, they are to my particular sense of hyoomer.